universal. vending [machine]

|***| hello ! ^.^ welcome to the universal vending machine ! |***|

//this vending machine dispenses a variety of items

//be sure to check by often because the selection changes quickly

//please note: due to an increase in the spacetime metric, we

cannot offer refunds at this time

// no worries! our customers are always very happy!:D

|***| current selection |***|

1. seasonal freeze-dried yeti berries

2. lost artifacts from M87 (mystery box)

3. 2 unbreakable codes of unknown origin

4. help desk bot

|***| please select a number |***|

(user input)

|***| dispensing. please listen to this bubbly music while you wait… |***|

(user listens to bubble music)

(user takes item —if they don’t, execute programme B-XY89)

|***| thank you for stopping by! it makes me always happy |***|

// make sure to take this complimentary fortune jar

// it contains up to 30 fortunes for you

// please do not consume more than 1 fortune per week

(user takes jar —if they don’t, execute programme B-XY90)

|***| bye, bye! see you soon ^.^|***|